This website inspired me yesterday. We need more sites like this.
Direct, blunt. No apologies. And lots of cuss words.
There aren’t many places online where you can soak in free-flowing, un-edited, casual-speech cursing. Not anger based. Just honest, wholesome profanity. Creative profanity. Uplifting profanity. Positive profanity.
Saying shit like this. Or reflecting on something and typing, ‘that fuckin’ thing was crazy‘, while smiling & shaking your head as you relive the remarkable memory.
What a wonderful way to release positive enthusiasm. Cursing is too closely associated with hate & anger. Maybe we can change that.
Few publications online print this type of stuff. I wonder if the web would be a better place if there were more casual cussing. More relaxed maybe.
My alma mater uses several swear words in our fight song. This is deemed ok. The lyrics:
Are You Ready?
– – HELL YES, DAMN RIGHT – –
Hotty Toddy, Gosh A’mighty,
– – Who the Hell are We? Hey! – –
Flim Flam, Bim Bam,
– – Ole Miss, By Damn! —
That’s a fair amount of cursing. We’ve sung it so much, they don’t seem like bad words anymore. Funny how you say something over and over again, it starts to lose its strength.
I wonder if there’s a record online for most curse words per post? I remember at some point, the movie Glengarry Glen Ross broke a record for most profanity in one movie. Reservoir Dogs premiered around that time, and may have taken the crown. I don’t know.
But back to my thought – does a record exist for the most curse words per post? I wonder if I could break it.
Fuck.
There’s one.
Fuck Shit.
Two.
Fuck Shit Damn.
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That’s a lot of profanity. Sortof like a fuck shit stack.
Sure, I coulda gone the obscene, sordid route, but George Carlin already covered those, and I can’t compete with him. And I’m Southern. We have manners.
Why does cussing have such a negative connotation? It should really have a cathartic connotation. Releasing energy. Verbally exercising.
It’s weird, because I don’t tend to cuss much in real life. I’ll admit, when I get excited about a project, my mind tends to race, and several expletives will seep out. But overall, I try to tame my tongue.
David Goggins doesn’t tame his tongue. And I admire him because of that. I’ve found I trust him more due to his candid choice of words. If he threw in a southern accent, he’d get my vote for President.
Your entitled mind is dead weight! pic.twitter.com/iMAmgvhukg
— David Goggins (@davidgoggins) January 16, 2020
You know who I find hard to trust? Someone who doesn’t cuss.
Where is this post going? What am I trying to say? Shit … who knows.
These types of posts don’t have to go anywhere. I guess that’s what makes the internet so wonderful.
It allows some schmuck like me to post diatribes like this. A poor version of Faulkner stream of consciousness. Upchucked on the internet.
Fuck yeah.
And to my dear daughter, Sloane. >> NO <<. This does not give you carte blanche privileges to cussing at home, at school, at anywhere. Why? Because I said so. Been waiting years to say that. (Do note, allowances will be given during Ole Miss football games)
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